type shit i want confederate statues replaced with
today reddit bumped off third party apps, Elon decided you can only read 600 twitter posts a day(!?), and YouTube is banning adblockers
tumblr, held together by hope and spit, presumed dead by many, really is one of the last decent media sites left standing
Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick
Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club
Joke's on you all my posts are flops. You'll never get me
Uh oh.
your brain is filled with eyes op
your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground
yknow i just misread ‘packer’ as 'pecker’ in the op and it did not scan as at all off because this is tumblr and that’s how we roll
what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
I'm completely naked except for the orange soda that just exploded all over me. So... yes.
who cares about style when you can have +physical instrument, +logic, +halflight, -espirit de corps and +drama
I have a mirror in my hallway for normal reasons and I just freaked out seeing my own reflection in said darkened hallway - my first, second and fourth thoughts were "AHHHHH THERE'S AN INTRUDER IN THE HOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK—"
but my third thought was still "he's kinda built though. I'd hit that tbh"
which is to say, this has been a completely fine week and I am doing great.
You have like body image issues, but not body-image issues, you feel me?
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IM BAD WITH FACES SHH
ALTEVEYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME
putting you in the box so you are safe and adding one of those little water thingos and a heat lamp
EVERYONE IS SO SO NICE TO ME FOREVER AND ALWAYS <3
glad to see we’ve got ken posting to go with the barbie posting
ALTThey should put him in Smash
add the gosper glider gun as an item. infinite ammo but it breaks if you take damage while firing it
the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.
st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers
here’s how i imagine that went down.
liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs
joseph geefs: sculpts this
liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer
guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this
liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer
mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE
just looked up what a computable number was finally after long having some vague suspicion that "ohhouhouhoh basically every number is uncomputable sooo scarrryyy" was bullshit. and it totally is! computable numbers are just the ones with finite turing machines specifying their whole infinite sequence! of course that's not most of the numbers that's the most intuitive thing in the world! grow up!
I think you've buried your sense of childlike awe and wonder under a thick paste of cynicism. I feel bad for you.
meanwhile in the tumblr nursery....
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